You know what I would love? I would LOVE it if you called our new studio line and left us a goddamned voicemail that we can play on the show.
Fuck it, call about anything! I don’t give a shit, but try and make some bloomin’ sense! Our next show is going to be recorded on Valentines’ Day, so you can be sure we’ll be grumpier than ever since we’re all single bastards with no love in our hearts.
Cheer us up by calling our show line at ‘0131-2081-DOG’ (‘DOG’ relates to the corresponding keys on your phone, 364) and leaving us a message we can play on the show. We’d fucking love that!
0131-2081-DOG, Call now you bastards!