New Shirts Available in the Store!

Have you seen these yet? Seriously, get your beady eyes on over to doghousebastards.com/store RIGHT NOW, and get one of these beauties before it’s too late!!

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When Mungus Met Bonny!

Isn’t this a great photo! One of our listeners, the infamous ‘Mungus’ who works as a long distance truck driver over in the great ol’ US of A recently found himself wandering south to Louisiana, Texas. After some messages passed back and forth, he had the chance to meet up with our very own Batshit Bonny! Listeners meeting up on

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’3 Boxes’ T-Shirt – Last Few Left!!

LAST FEW AVAILABLE!! Mr Pink has had a dig at the back of his shipping box, and found these last few, fresh in the wrapping t-shirts of our last design! This will be the last time these will be available, so if you want one, come get one! These will go on a first come, first served basis. Choose the

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DHB Minecraft Server

After the demise of our last DHB server, Steev Thundercock has set up a new one for us to assault! It’s very barren, so we need you folks to jump on with us and help build It’s a Survival server, so you’ll need to work for a living! Find it at 94.23.1.6:25577 EDIT: Due to a lot of griefing on

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Sponsor a Bastardo!

Listen up peeps! One of our bastardos is performing a parachute jump for charity, and is asking if you fellow halfwits would throw a wee sponsorship her way! I think she’s fucking mental personally.. Why people think it’s a great idea to jump out of a perfectly good plane is beyond me! Anywho, take a second to check out the

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Show Guests

The Saint Saint had a hard childhood, having from the age of nine survived 28 hour shifts as a chimney sweep for the Sellafield Nuclear Reactors. Having served his time dealing with the hazardous, radiation filled smoke, he moved out into the big world to pursue a career in mud collecting. His collection drew envy from absolutely nobody worldwide, yet

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The Bastards

Scott Taylor Scott is the owner, host and producer of ‘Doghouse Bastards’. Scott was raised in the Highlands of Scotland, by a family of Sasquatch’s who’d birthed him in a fast flowing river. Raised on a diet of heather and freshly gutted Haggis, he was captured by hunters at the age of 12, taken into the nearest town and his

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What the Fudge?!?

Many years ago a powerful man travelled alone to the heart of the sun, where he engaged in an epic fifty hour battle with the core before punching out it’s heart and eating it like it was overdone popcorn. As punishment for his impertinence, the gods condemned him to Earth, forcing him to broadcast a weekly podcast to display to

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DHB T-Shirts
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Check out some of these bad ass photos, sent in by our listeners (and bastards) all modelling our f*cking ace t-shirts! GET ONE NOW ON THE STORE PAGE!! &nbsp

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Episode 68: Carnivorous Hobgoblin
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SCOTT is joined by STEEV, PINK and a returning MAYNARD! / Steev is done with Wales, heading to Norway / Maynard joins the ‘Jeremy Kyle’ watchers / Pink goes through a sexual ‘ordeal’, gets nothing but support from the rest of the bastards / Sparky and Scott get started on by a ned with one hand / Chauffered around in

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DHB BONUS AUDIO: The Sunday Supplement
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THIS IS NOT A REGULAR SHOW! After our recent weekend of drunken debauchery, we decided on the Sunday morning to record some audio, telling some tales from the weekend past. If you’re a first time listener, don’t listen to this! The audio quality sucks ass, as we cobbled together a recording setup using dodgy equipment dropped of by ‘Peckham Independent

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Episode 67: Pilots Drive Tanks.
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SCOTT is joined by PINK, STEEV and FERENGI BOY for tonights show! / Steev is still stuck in Wales during week days, hates the place / Steev suffers a German man shitting at airport / Greg goes out drinking with silly boys / Pink has Mad Cow Disease, or does he? / Scott reminds you all that it’ll be soon

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TV Abuse: Clip From Show 66
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Buy This Girl!: Taken From Show 65
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Check Your Kettle: Listener Email From Show 64
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