Sponsor a Bastardo!
Listen up peeps! One of our bastardos is performing a parachute jump for charity, and is asking if you fellow halfwits would throw a wee sponsorship her way! I think she’s fucking mental personally.. Why people think it’s a great idea to jump out of a perfectly good plane is beyond me! Anywho, take a second to check out the
Follow The Bastards on Twitter!
Just as a reminder folks, you can follow us on Twitter at the below usernames: Doghouse Bastards – @doghousebastards Scott – @scottythedogg Steev – @steevasaurus Mr Pink – @DHBMrPink The Phraze – @the_phraze  
New Artwork: ‘Reverend Pink’
Another amazing piece of work from our favourite artist, Lawrence Rowell! This time he’s made up a ‘Reverend Pink’ design – let us know what you think! (click this link for a larger version) And as always, please take the time to check out Lawrence’s site, over at http://apple-hat.blogspot.com/  
Check out our amazing new artwork!
You’ve maybe already seen this image here on the site, or as the artwork used for our latest episode. It’s all kinds of fantastic, and we have to thank the amazing artist Lawrence Rowell over at http://apple-hat.blogspot.com/ for his hard work in creating it! Do us a favour folks and check out his site, and see some of the amazing pieces of
Send in your votes now!!
Ok folks, here’s the nominations for the very first DHB Bastardo Awards! Email us now at scott@doghousebastards.com, (or use our contact page here on the site) and let us know your ONE pick of who should win each category! Please have your entries in before January 8th. Best Listener Email: David Grainger, “Custard Dipped Tits” Episode 12 Francis – “I’ll
Scott is joined by Pink, Phraze and Cueball tonight / We insult Phraze over his shitty audio / Scott replies to more dodgy texts / A listener drives across country to get laughed at by potential Father in Law / Dougie calls the show and answers some listener questions! / Man caught wanking outside jail / woman tries stabbing hubby
Scott is joined by Steev and Pink tonight / Steev turns 30, nearly dies of meat consumption / Pink is complaining, no surprise there! / Scott is pranked again by ‘The Bastard’, suffers mountain of calls / Scott reads out a few replies sent to some of the messages he received from the fake adverts on Gumtree / Sweaty men
Full video from Episode 54: Don’t Sauce My Pie!
It’s good to be back! / Scott is joined by Steev and Pink tonight / Steev’s plagued by car problems / Scott’s plagued by Indian Call centre problems! / internet is dodgy, show cam could go down at any moment / Pink falls foul of the internet dating scene / engaged? This woman doesn’t care! / Scott gets made to
We start tonight’s show with a ‘Thank You’ to our listeners / It’s a pre-recorded show this week, we recorded this one on Burns night / More pranking played against the Sasquatch, but this time it’s f*cking shit / man gets caught masturbating whilst listening to the DHB / man claims ghost beats up woman / rollercoaster wipes out test
SCOTT is joined by PINK and CUEBALL for tonight’s show / Online dating, and the psychos that populate it / Scott receives a strange invoice, then receives a box of caramel logs / Show gets interrupted by a delivery man / fellatio can decrease breast cancer risk / G-Spot is a f*cking myth / Woman is trapped on toilet for
Full video from Episode 51: The House Sale
It appears that Scott has a ‘Nemesis’. Someone has been playing pranks on the Sasquatch, and he’s not happy / Steev is heading offshore, to a lonely platform / Pink sees a tink with a face tattoo, instantly hates him / Man finds out both he and his brother have been fornicating with a horny neighbour / woman calls police
