The Saint Saint had a hard childhood, having from the age of nine survived 28 hour shifts as a chimney sweep for the Sellafield Nuclear Reactors. Having served his time dealing with the hazardous, radiation filled smoke, he moved out into the big world to pursue a career in mud collecting. His collection drew envy from absolutely nobody worldwide, yet

Scott Taylor Scott is the owner, host and producer of ‘Doghouse Bastards’. Scott was raised in the Highlands of Scotland, by a family of Sasquatch’s who’d birthed him in a fast flowing river. Raised on a diet of heather and freshly gutted Haggis, he was captured by hunters at the age of 12, taken into the nearest town and his

Many years ago a powerful man travelled alone to the heart of the sun, where he engaged in an epic fifty hour battle with the core before punching out it’s heart and eating it like it was overdone popcorn. As punishment for his impertinence, the gods condemned him to Earth, forcing him to broadcast a weekly podcast to display to