Should we restart the voicemail battle with the mighty Dougie Bray???
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Hello Douglas, I am over from Norway and in the Burke and Hare pub looking for a good time, please set me up please x x
I'm very disappointed that you never replied Douglas. Little Shuggie from Leith Walk said you are a great wee ride and prefer to be the bitch than the butch
R u fucking retarded? U and lil shuggie can go fuck urselfs
Ahh Mr Bray I must delay your advances towards me as I am returning to Norway very shortly. But alas I will return soon and we can be together. Please still thy beating heart x
The only advance ul get from me will be my fist into ur face clarke gayballs. What r u on ya bufty
I#m terribly sorry, I thought you were the douglas bray from edinburgh who enjoys it up the wrong one. Please can we meet up and I maybe able to apologise in person,
Nah wrong number assclown now kindly fuck off!
Your name is douglas bray is it not?
No this phone belongs to a old lady with cancer. Please look for manlove elsewhere
I find it hard to believe an old lady would use words like ass clown and fuck, please douglas don't be coy with me. I am willing to show you a night you will never forget! xx
Go lick ur toilet seat if u want some ass u fucking gaytard
Come come now douglas there is no need for such language. We all know that every man just has a little boy inside him who enjoys a right hard fuck in the ass
Is that wot ur dad n uncle told u. Nevermind u seem to have turned out a decent human being apart from the cocksniffin and love of man fat
Why thank you. I do believe I have become a decent human. So when can I meet you x x
Look just fuck off. Im sure u have some balls to juggle assclown. Go tickle a dick in norway
Oh I will be tickling lots of balls, but I'm back in edinburgh on Thursday and I've heard your ass is the finest in town.
Dont worry about Thursday il find u before u find me. Itl be an ass kickin gettin handed out u fuckin lover of the hiv
Douglas you don't have to be jealous the other balls I'll be tickling mean nothing to me... Well maybe Eirik's mean something but he will be in Norway! I'm not a huge fan of football but hibs are quite good, how did you know I liked them? See we will get on amazingly I bet!
Wow gay norwegin and a hibs fan thats some cross to bear eh cockscratcher? Bet u had sausages for breakfast?
No I had porridge for breakfast to keep me warm, I bet you could keep me warn without the porridge though.
When u say porridge do u mean mansquirt? If u do thats weird and gay
Do you know that might save some money on salt for my porridge. Douglas my man you are a genius, that is why I love you
Hei Stein Jeg er tilbake i Norge og jeg fant et nummer for en ung kar kan det være lurt å møte opp med. Hans navn er Douglas Bray og hans nummer er +447543858784 han burde være i stand til å møte deg mens du er i Edinburgh denne uken
Oh sorry Douglas I sent that message to the wrong person.
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