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The Phraze

Postby The Dog » March 8th, 2011, 8:22 pm


The Phraze
The Phraze made his first appearance on Episode 05: The Prostitute BBQ
Phraze has just finished a twelve year tour of Botswana, where he spent a lot if time studying the mating habits of the lesser spotted belching frog. It was only after he’d spent three years of his trip shoving his index finger up the rear end of various reptiles did he realise that Botswana had no indigenous species of lesser spotted belching frogs whatsoever. Deciding to instead lead a life of abstinence to show his love for Jebus Cripes, he now runs a vetinary practice specialising in horse castration. His unique method of castration involving smashing two bricks together really, really hard has brought questions from the animal welfare council, which he has always fended off from behind the huge moat surrounding his 16th century castle home.

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Re: The Phraze

Postby thephraze » November 13th, 2012, 5:44 pm

My moustache is ace
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