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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby Muz » May 24th, 2011, 8:42 pm

I've got to tell you that I was slightly disappointed with the result.

Admittedly, the boobs are definitely dipped in custard, but I had a specific image in mind. It involved Claire standing up with shoulders back, chin up and tits exposed. Custard would be dropping from a height, like they do in the Marks & Sparks adverts.

These aren't just any custard dipped tits. These are home-grown, beef-fed, Aberdeen double-Es with free range, delicious vanilla custard.

The only decent thing to do now is to do it all over again, but with my supervision so we can ensure that you do it properly.
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby Abbey Road Zebra » May 24th, 2011, 9:45 pm

What a piss poor attempt!
I think your title of Chief Bastardess should be withdrawn! I am sure there are plenty of other bastardesses out there in DHB land willing to post a proer picture of their tits covered in custard - either Ambrosia or Man custard!
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby MikeLadders » May 25th, 2011, 8:30 pm

Ah you fuckers are being a bit rough on the poor girl - play nice!

Sure, in our heads we all had high hopes of being treated to scenes of drippy yellow tit-trifles, but on the flip side - these pics are going online and we all know what kind of fuck-wit's are out there.

Chin up girl!
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby fairybastardess » May 26th, 2011, 8:47 am

Muz, although i think you sound like a sweet man i would be slightly terrified after hearing about you wolfbagging ladies to have you withing 40 feet of me. Ha ha ha. But i appreciate your offer of help. Thanks Muz. :D
And thank you for those who are sticking up for me. I never said i would get full boobages out. I said i would dip them in minging manky custard and thats what i did. So those who are unhappy with my efforts, go poke it......SIDEWAYS!!! Ha ha. Custard hugs all round. xxxxx
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby macaroni » June 1st, 2011, 3:24 pm

cracking Tits Claire but i have to agree with Kam on this one
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby macaroni » June 1st, 2011, 4:02 pm

Lovely Tits Claire but i do have to agree with Kam. You have not dipped your tits
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby GavinMcCraig » June 24th, 2011, 3:02 pm


This is how it's done!
Go bake a cake you cunt
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby The Dog » June 24th, 2011, 3:36 pm

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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby jon-dirtykong » August 27th, 2011, 12:13 am

nice tits gav, do you wax those bad boys?
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Re: The Custard Tit Bet

Postby jonboy dirtykong » November 1st, 2011, 11:27 pm

nothing wrong with a burnt tit, preferably having a bit of scaring adds a bit of texture xx choc tits next please dear ;) you know it makes sense x
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