I've got to tell you that I was slightly disappointed with the result.
Admittedly, the boobs are definitely dipped in custard, but I had a specific image in mind. It involved Claire standing up with shoulders back, chin up and tits exposed. Custard would be dropping from a height, like they do in the Marks & Sparks adverts.
These aren't just any custard dipped tits. These are home-grown, beef-fed, Aberdeen double-Es with free range, delicious vanilla custard.
The only decent thing to do now is to do it all over again, but with my supervision so we can ensure that you do it properly.