Just heard the latest show - another corker, but there are some worrying developments that are concerning me greatly.
Firstly, it appears the top dog himself turned down a definate shag. Now I understand that she may have had a face like an over-filed nappy but it was a definate shag from a desperate woman! You could have done anthing with the girl - foot kit kats, nasal sex, frozen shit dildo's the lot - but no, you didn't do it.
Since when did you become such a choosy cunt-connoisseur?
And on top of that - you pussy out of wearing a dress for the show! After all the shite you get poor Claire over her tit trifle, you minge out on this.
Come on fella, whats up?