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‘Mr Pink’

Mr Pink made his first appearance on Episode 02: ‘V-Day Sucks’
Surviving on a diet of Parmesan and skinned turtles, Mr Pink has decided to join the bastards after a tiring few years spent touring the world indecently exposing himself to vicars. Raised on the sun, he continues to baffle science as to why he can’t be burned, nor receive any kind of tan. We’ve never asked why exactly he’s called, ‘Mr Pink’, but we can guess it might have something to do with his collection of rare Komodo lizard tongues.

You can find Mr Pink on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002086361039

Good Morning.... Mr Pink here, hope all you bastard listeners are well, if you want anything give me a shout,

Pink.

You used to smell REAL bad in 1986 Science class. Have you started washing yet?

DZ

Nope and in this heat i am ripening lovely, sniff sniff smile were you the bloke who was caught masturbating in class??

I though ti t was you that caught masturbating Mr Pink!

Tit masturbating sounds like a reason to keep him!

No that was Maths class, this is Science.

Hello you massive shower of shite, now you can abuse me on here as well as fartbook!
how are you then you big rotten ball of aids?

baby wants words with pink