EY!
why/where has my favourite bastard gone? Scott, have you scared wee forbsy off the show? :'( have you two had an argument? If so, sort your shit out. I want forbes back.
Dont make me drive all the way to glasgow or aberdeen or wherever the hell you guys live, kidnap you all and force you to do the show from my basement instead... (Yes, that is a hollow insult. After all, we all know my car suspension cannae take the strain of having scott in the boot. But lets ignore the transparency of that fact for now.)
at the very least, please assure us he'll make occasional mucky updates for the show.
ta.
MC x