Ricker
Posted: May 25th, 2011, 6:05 pmRicker first appeared in Episode 17: Macho Man vs Jebus
After ten strenuous years of careful chemical development in a top secret facility, scientists finally cracked the right combination of Irn Bru, anaconda blood and pure, distilled hatred to create the monstrosity that now walks the earth under the name, ‘Ricker’. Having escaped the shackles of his laboratory cell, Ricker stumbled out into the cold tundra looking for a new life of his own. Surviving on penguin faeces for nearly a year, Ricker finally discovered civilisation by stumbling upon an arctic US communications station. After proclaiming himself ’Ice King’ to his new empire of five research students, he soon stole their only skidoo and made for the mainland, where he now makes a living as a soldier of fortune, much like the A-Team. Except unlike the A-Team, his mercenary work involves shitting in pensioners mailboxes, and firing arrows through the skulls of children as they queue at Ice Cream Vans..
After ten strenuous years of careful chemical development in a top secret facility, scientists finally cracked the right combination of Irn Bru, anaconda blood and pure, distilled hatred to create the monstrosity that now walks the earth under the name, ‘Ricker’. Having escaped the shackles of his laboratory cell, Ricker stumbled out into the cold tundra looking for a new life of his own. Surviving on penguin faeces for nearly a year, Ricker finally discovered civilisation by stumbling upon an arctic US communications station. After proclaiming himself ’Ice King’ to his new empire of five research students, he soon stole their only skidoo and made for the mainland, where he now makes a living as a soldier of fortune, much like the A-Team. Except unlike the A-Team, his mercenary work involves shitting in pensioners mailboxes, and firing arrows through the skulls of children as they queue at Ice Cream Vans..
