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Ricker

Postby The Dog » May 25th, 2011, 6:05 pm

Ricker first appeared in Episode 17: Macho Man vs Jebus
After ten strenuous years of careful chemical development in a top secret facility, scientists finally cracked the right combination of Irn Bru, anaconda blood and pure, distilled hatred to create the monstrosity that now walks the earth under the name, ‘Ricker’. Having escaped the shackles of his laboratory cell, Ricker stumbled out into the cold tundra looking for a new life of his own. Surviving on penguin faeces for nearly a year, Ricker finally discovered civilisation by stumbling upon an arctic US communications station. After proclaiming himself ’Ice King’ to his new empire of five research students, he soon stole their only skidoo and made for the mainland, where he now makes a living as a soldier of fortune, much like the A-Team. Except unlike the A-Team, his mercenary work involves shitting in pensioners mailboxes, and firing arrows through the skulls of children as they queue at Ice Cream Vans..

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Re: Ricker

Postby MilitantCow » May 31st, 2011, 8:41 am

can we organise a cage fight between ricker and dougie bray? It would be so awesome! Like giant shark vs. mega octopus... Or darth vader vs luke, but darth vader knows how to turbo heedbutt and bobo kick... :D
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Re: Ricker

Postby Voodoo » May 31st, 2011, 9:51 am

I don't think Dougie is a Darth Vader, he's more of a Emperor Palpatine, with his foul mouth and short temper.
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Re: Ricker

Postby The Dog » June 1st, 2011, 2:04 pm

OR, he's more of a Darth Maul type character.. Can street fight like a champion, but in the end gets his shit fucked up.
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Re: Ricker

Postby MikeLadders » June 1st, 2011, 8:47 pm

Dougie - more of an Ewok I'd say.

4 foot of hairy, incoherent annoying cunt-chutney who lives in a mud hut.
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Re: Ricker

Postby MilitantCow » June 2nd, 2011, 11:49 am

continuing the star wars analogy: hes definately jar jar binks: incoherent, fuck ugly, and thinks hes popular, but is in fact universally hated by the world over.

Huh, gonna have a look at photoshopping some bray/star wars pics tonight. Fun fun! :)

by the way, has anyone wandered what dougie would do if he discovered the show properley, and realised thousands of people had listened to him getting the shit ripped out of him? Suicide, or just angrier calls?... Hmm...

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Re: Ricker

Postby Voodoo » June 2nd, 2011, 12:30 pm

He doesn't seem the suicidal type. More likely attempt a flying bo-bo kick to scott's testicles.

Why not text him a link to the show on monday :) Saying that I think he'd know how to use a computer.
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Re: Ricker

Postby Voodoo » June 2nd, 2011, 12:47 pm

Quick 5 min photoshop :)

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Re: Ricker

Postby Ricker » June 9th, 2011, 8:39 am

Loving that photo! Top marks!
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Re: Ricker

Postby Imogen » July 25th, 2011, 8:29 am

Nice photo you got there :)
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