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Postby The Dog » May 25th, 2011, 5:29 pm

Mike first appeared in episode 11: The Venomous Vagina
Mike had a hard childhood, having from the age of nine survived 28 hour shifts as a chimney sweep for the Sellafield Nuclear Reactors. Having served his time dealing with the hazardous, radiation filled smoke, he moved out into the big world to pursue a career in mud collecting. His collection drew envy from absolutely nobody worldwide, yet Mike travelled around the globe to collect the rarest and most prized mud samples, fighting pygmies and alligators at times to win the muddiest prizes.

Now Mike spends his days masturbating furiously to daytime TV, timing his vinegar stroke perfectly for the opening credits of ‘Loose Women’.

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