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Posted: **November 25th, 2011, 1:35 pm**

Hello Bastardos,

FML! I've just bought some red Tartan Dr Martins on eBay! I was pissed on lots of Rum but it would take a special kind of mong to do this especially as I'm English... I'm happy to donate them to the DHB so maybe you can auction them and make a few quid for new equipment. Perhaps no cunt but me would buy them but they're yours if you want them.
Mark.

Posted: **November 25th, 2011, 5:44 pm**

they are....*cough*...lovely....

Posted: **November 25th, 2011, 6:48 pm**

They are fucking hideous! What was I thinking?!

Posted: **November 28th, 2011, 5:00 am**

Haha!! Looks like they fell out of Russ Abbott's funhouse!!

Posted: **November 28th, 2011, 10:50 am**

Haha. I think Garry Speed saw the photo at home the other day after returning from a rope sale...

Posted: **November 29th, 2011, 6:27 am**

Right cunts! I'll put these hideous bitches on eBay and any money I make will be donated to the show to keep you in butt plugs and amyl nitrate.

Posted: **November 29th, 2011, 8:23 am**

Awful good of you Bud!!

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