ta, but most of my best are just nicked from sickipedia.
A female friend was complaining to me the other day. She said it was wrong that if a guy slept with a different girl every night, hes a legend, but if a girl sleeps with a different guy every night, shes a slut. So i explained it to her like this: if a key opens a lot of locks, then its a master key, but if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys, then its crap lock.
cheers im gunnae make a graphic sig with the same on soon. Perhaps a t shirt... And a bumper sticker... And a tattoo, but for that i may shorten it to just "push forbes down stairs". I dont like getting large tats.
MC x