Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

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Should we reignite the campaign against Dougie Bray

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Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 19th, 2011, 7:32 pm

Should we restart the voicemail battle with the mighty Dougie Bray???

VOTE NOW
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Crunchie » September 19th, 2011, 10:26 pm

I didn't think we stopped
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 20th, 2011, 1:29 pm

I thought after yesterday's show I'd send Mr Bray a text, :)

8:26pm GMT
Hello Douglas, I am over from Norway and in the Burke and Hare pub looking for a good time, please set me up please x x


I got no reply soo....
12:05am GMT
I'm very disappointed that you never replied Douglas. Little Shuggie from Leith Walk said you are a great wee ride and prefer to be the bitch than the butch


No I don't know if there is a Leith Walk or a Wee Shuggie, but if there is and he gets surprise Turbo Heidbutt... Sorry

Now I thought our Dougie had ignored the texts and wasn't going to reply.... until he did now :)

2:08pm GMT
R u fucking retarded? U and lil shuggie can go fuck urselfs


Ahh... a well put together reply

So I replied....
2:12pm GMT
Ahh Mr Bray I must delay your advances towards me as I am returning to Norway very shortly. But alas I will return soon and we can be together. Please still thy beating heart x


From Douglas...
2:17pm GMT
The only advance ul get from me will be my fist into ur face clarke gayballs. What r u on ya bufty


Me
2:23pm GMT
I#m terribly sorry, I thought you were the douglas bray from edinburgh who enjoys it up the wrong one. Please can we meet up and I maybe able to apologise in person,


Doogie
2:26pm GMT
Nah wrong number assclown now kindly fuck off!


Which is strange as I've been polite so far....

Me
2:26pm GMT
Your name is douglas bray is it not?


Awaiting a reply.

Anyone have a suggestion on where to go from here?
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 20th, 2011, 1:35 pm

I've gave up putting the times on...

From Doogie
No this phone belongs to a old lady with cancer. Please look for manlove elsewhere


Me
I find it hard to believe an old lady would use words like ass clown and fuck, please douglas don't be coy with me. I am willing to show you a night you will never forget! xx


Doogie
Go lick ur toilet seat if u want some ass u fucking gaytard


Me
Come come now douglas there is no need for such language. We all know that every man just has a little boy inside him who enjoys a right hard fuck in the ass


Doogie
Is that wot ur dad n uncle told u. Nevermind u seem to have turned out a decent human being apart from the cocksniffin and love of man fat


Me
Why thank you. I do believe I have become a decent human. So when can I meet you x x


Doogie
Look just fuck off. Im sure u have some balls to juggle assclown. Go tickle a dick in norway


Me
Oh I will be tickling lots of balls, but I'm back in edinburgh on Thursday and I've heard your ass is the finest in town.
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 20th, 2011, 1:52 pm

Think he might be getting upset...

Dougie
Dont worry about Thursday il find u before u find me. Itl be an ass kickin gettin handed out u fuckin lover of the hiv


Me
Douglas you don't have to be jealous the other balls I'll be tickling mean nothing to me... Well maybe Eirik's mean something but he will be in Norway! I'm not a huge fan of football but hibs are quite good, how did you know I liked them? See we will get on amazingly I bet!


Dougie
Wow gay norwegin and a hibs fan thats some cross to bear eh cockscratcher? Bet u had sausages for breakfast?


Me
No I had porridge for breakfast to keep me warm, I bet you could keep me warn without the porridge though.


Dougie
When u say porridge do u mean mansquirt? If u do thats weird and gay


Me
Do you know that might save some money on salt for my porridge. Douglas my man you are a genius, that is why I love you
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby The Dog » September 20th, 2011, 2:54 pm

Hahaha, classic!
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 20th, 2011, 3:11 pm

He's stopped messaging me, think he might be out of credit... or he's off to the burke and hare to check the walls.

I have an idea for later so there might be more updates to come
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Voodoo » September 20th, 2011, 6:24 pm

So since he's went quite I thought I'd upset him a bit more,

From me
Hei Stein Jeg er tilbake i Norge og jeg fant et nummer for en ung kar kan det være lurt å møte opp med. Hans navn er Douglas Bray og hans nummer er +447543858784 han burde være i stand til å møte deg mens du er i Edinburgh denne uken


which says:
"Hi Stein I am back in norway and I found a number for a young chap you might want to meet up with. His name is Douglas Bray and his number is +447543858784 he should be able to meet you while you are in edinburgh this week"

Followed by:
Oh sorry Douglas I sent that message to the wrong person.


Hopefully he sees his name and number in the first text and thinks I'm telling my mates about him :)

Unless he has no credit
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby Crunchie » September 20th, 2011, 6:26 pm

VOODOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!
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Re: Should we restart the Dougie Bray campaign?

Postby The Dog » September 21st, 2011, 12:18 am

Brilliant!!
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