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Right some new cunt has moved into the flat next to me here in Norway and has thought it would be the best idea to buy the loudest sound system possible it seems. Now the place I stay in is basically a studio flat and they have the same. But he has to place his shitty pop crap music at full volume!

Now I'm normally one to complain but full volume pap with the bass turned up is fooking annoying. Today it was that loud I couldn't hear my own TV for it. Now I've did the usual and banged on the walls but the issue I have is they Norwegian so I can't exactly have a shouting match over it cause I won't understand the fucker!

So do I put up with it or do I plan some sort of revenge on the bastard?

Simple - smear yourself in your own shit and knock on his door.

When he answers just let him know the shit-monster is unhappy and will be calling again if he doesn't adjust his behaviour.
Then piss through his letter box.

Job done.

I think I'll pass on the covering myself in shit part.

Can't piss through his letter box cause its one of these americanised pish things where all the letter boxes are on the ground floor and you need your key to get the mail. So it wouldn't have that good of an effect

I find that a well timed size 14 boot against the right part of the lock does wonders for suddenly shutting up unruly neighbours!

Knock his door next time he has it on and tell him you like his music while moving into his flat and then do a jackass party boy! He will either be scared to play it again or you'll get lucky:)