Minecraft

[Voodoo]

Right mother bitches,

Server updated to 1.0.0

for those that are new the server details are:
http://81.29.36.224:25565

[Voodoo]

Right I'm going back to the UK on the 17th so the MC server will turned off on the 16th, i'll upload the map so its available for single player.

[The Dog]

This makes me sad..

[MilitantCow]

Can I just ask when the server is usually on? Is it 24/7? Because I tried connecting several times on a couple of different occasions, and can never connect to "the Mono-Ball Server of Awesomeness", but then again my internet royally sucks ass, so it may just be me!

[Andyg3578]

He has updated so it's held on a server now so it's up 24/7 where as before it was on a pc which meant it was about as reliable as steev's second nut dropping!

[drunken bastard]

A few people have mentioned this to me and I've seen various clips on the tubes, so I took the plunged. I'm Drunken Blob, some bastard accused me of being Forbes, but I'll let that slide.

I'm just trying to work out what the fuck I should be doing, I can't find any animals. I did find what I thought was a cheater so I killed it and got nothing for it.

Can't stop playing it though...

[jo_lane89]

It's stupidly addictive. I need people to help me dig in my hole, keep what you find, but I want it to become an underground network of holes

[drunken bastard]

Ah, I think I've come across your holes more than once...

[The Dog]

Fucking right, Jo has strip mined half the bastard landscape!!

[drunken bastard]

So many of you have seen someone has been destroying shit beyond the norm, such as the Mr Pink statue. I noticed my fences holes, my chickens were all killed and things had been taken from chests. That kind of stuff is to be expected, but since you've locked down the server I thought I would post this.

So I join the game and think the terrain hasn't loaded for some reason, no turns out some fucker has just put holes in my house and killed my dog. I notice the signs have changed as well. Exhibit A, m'lord: (I've posted images as links because they don't get resized and thumnails look like shit, so yeah)
http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/1965/61495332.png
It used to read "Drunken Blob's Arse Bandit Abode". Basically every sign he has put his name. So I think right cunt face, let's see where your wee hoose is...
Now while I'm online I see he is the only other, shouldn't be too hard to track him down.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5002/40400483.png
First I thought I would see if it was someone that knew me and was just trying to fuck with me, so I go to the nearest lot of houses to see if their signs and so forth have been changed, when I slip into drunken ninja mode and crow the bastards. I don't alert him that I'm on his back, as well my character is a pussy with nothing but a bit or iron slapped on his canister and he seems to be covered in diamonds...
Exhibit B: - said user standing at another house sign
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6800/93820920.png
I move in when the coast is clear and spy his modifications, Exhibit C:
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4433 ... 171947.png
Now I notice the direction he is moving, back towards my pad! Now the dosey bastard hadn't worked out how to use the button that opens my doors, he just knocked the fuckers out that I had just put back in, so I tail him and present my best photographs yet:
http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/2398/78250505.png
Yes he is changing it there, as my duty I move in and think if I can catch him while he's still writing I might stand a chance and take the bastard down. Alas I am but fucking useless when it comes to combat in Minecraft, I smash buggery out of his skull until he turns around and kills me...

FML

Wanted dead or alive:
WIDSIE