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Road trip to Thurso

Postby macaroni » June 15th, 2011, 8:38 am

Ok bastards.

I may be being thick but I never noticed if you sheep shagging bastards from Aberdeen had set a date of when you were all going to man up and head to the lovely wee town of Thurso again.

I am sure Claire would love to come up and show all the fat, legging wearing, wedgy pulling ugly bitches how much she looks like a Gremlin.
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Re: Road trip to Thurso

Postby NFJB » June 16th, 2011, 7:38 pm

I dont think they are brave enough to visit Thurso!!
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Re: Road trip to Thurso

Postby MikeLadders » June 20th, 2011, 8:52 pm

Where the fuck is Thurso?
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Re: Road trip to Thurso

Postby Beastardo » June 22nd, 2011, 9:08 am

hi basterds

DHB in Thurso
Can u Imagine it
Steve would end up with his neck rung frying next to the bacon in the morning with the rest of him roasting on the spit outside the cave and his wan ba pickled and put away for xmas dinner
Although in saying that forbes would be alright sure Mandy dingle would put him up tie him to the bed and never let him leave But Claire would be fine Macoroni m8 just as long as we only feed her cock after midnight if she can actualy handle
real scots men and not just those back door wooly jumper hugging sheepshaggers :lol:
Mr pink would get his wish come true and definiatly score with a wild boar which ld be willing to bet wouldnt be the first time either
As for phrase well he would actualy get the chance and be allowed to feed steve and the rest of the chickens once again
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Re: Road trip to Thurso

Postby macaroni » June 25th, 2011, 6:34 am

Mikeladder mee lad. Thurso is a little place I like to call home. It were the sheep run free unless those sheep shagging fuckers from Aberdeen are up then no beast is safe.

Thurso is the most northerly town on the British mainland, situated on Scotland's northern coastline overlooking the Orkney Islands. It is situated at the northern terminus of the A9 road, the main road linking Caithness with the south of Scotland, and is 20 miles (32 km) west of John o' Groats and 21 miles (34 km) northwest of Wick, the closest town.
Distances (via UK road network):[5]
Inverness (nearest city) – 110 miles (180 km)
Edinburgh (Scottish capital) – 264 miles (425 km)
London (UK capital) – 667 miles (1,073 km)
Lowestoft (UK easternmost town) – 671 miles (1,080 km)
Penzance (UK mainland's southernmost town) – 818 miles (1,316 km)
Kirkwall, Orkney Islands – 50 miles (80 km) (road and ferry)
Lerwick, Shetland Islands – 162 miles (261 km) (road and ferry)
At latitude 59 degrees north, Thurso lies as far north as the Alaskan state capital of Juneau and the city of Stavanger in Norway. Stavanger is 534 kilometres (332 mi) to the east, and the closest point on the Norwegian coast is 497 kilometres (309 mi) away.
Thurso railway station is the most northerly location served by Britain's rail network, which links the town directly with Wick, the county town of Caithness, and with Inverness,[3] which is the administrative centre of the Highland Council area.
The town is within the Parish of Thurso, with the parishes of Olrig and Bower to the east, Halkirk to the south, and Reay to the west. The parish of Thurso also has a north-facing Atlantic coastline stretching from Crosskirk Bay in the west to the Haven in Dunnet Bay in the east.
The River Thurso flows through the town and into Thurso Bay and the Pentland Firth. The river estuary serves as a small harbour. Thurso has a fine harbour and beach and looks out over the Pentland Firth to the Orkney island of Hoy and the famous towering Old Man of Hoy (a stack of rock standing out from the main island).


Now you know that it is a little shit whole many miles away from the fecking world where men still paint there cave walls and still drag there women around by the hair.

Maybe The Doghouse crew shouldn't come up as they will get captured and raped especially the boys ( I say boys as not one of them are really men ) Claire would not get touched cos she is a ugly munt like mamma Gremlin.

seriously you should come up to the asshole of the world where the men are like sasquatch and have not managed to develope another braincell to keep the other one company and the women are even hairier.
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