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We all know there's nothing better than having a fucking moan
We all know we love to moan about fucking work and people we work with
Problem is we don't want to name names or places through risk of being found out

That's where my idea, cunt-o-corp, comes in

Rather than risk anonymity by revealing personal details, we can make up a name and say we work at cunt-o-corp (so called because everyone we work with are counts)

So whatever stories happen at work good or bad, we can post in the forum and bitch to the back teeth about. It doesn't have to be your current work either. It could be a story from your past that you frequently bring up.

Then any stories can be used on air without fear of upsetting anyone you may know and we still get a laugh.

I used to work for a subsidury of Cunt-O-Corp known as Cunts-R-Us.

Proper lived up to their name as well.

Cunts.

Funnily enough, I worked briefly for a sister organisation called 'Dial-A-Cunt' - they were a shower of .. well, 'cunts'

I currently work for cunt-o-corp who have now twice asked me to work on my official annual leave period that's been granted since april

Sorry since February

Ah. I get it. So "the bunch of cunts I worked with in the NHS" would be the "bunch of cunts i worked with in cunt-o-corp"? Great idea!... But I just lost my contract (the cunts), so I shall refer back to to cunt-o-corp when I get a new job!

MC x

You got it in one.

And you can even say 'when I used to work for cunt-o-Corp and tell us some old stories

Cunt-o- corp's roster person strikes again. End of last week, all shifts confirmed and happy, now two days before I return to work, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED AND MY SHIFTS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.