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Hello you fine shower of bastards.

I have an idea for show 25

So far Claire has dipped her breasts in custard (piss poorly)
So far pink has worn a dress and tailspinned Scott in the face
So far, on Monday, steev swallowd more than he bargained for (and not an ounce of man spunk in sight so he was disappointed)
This leaves one man....
One gargantuan...
One fucking yeti....
I believe it's time for Scott to take one for the team

Here's my proposal.
Show 25 will mark 24 weeks (bearing in mind painters radio and ball muncher were both in week 12)
6 whole months of bastard dumbfuckery...
To commemorate the special landmark, Scott should complete his own challenge decided by the other bastards with suggestions welcomed from the bastardos.
Then on show 25 the challenge is videod and completed and we all enjoy the moment

Thoughts??

Agreed, Scott has to perform some challenge at some point.

Crunchie wrote:Show 25 will mark 24 weeks (bearing in mind painters radio and ball muncher were both in week 12)

Jeeez Crunchie, you really are the show statician!

And anyway, those were all forfeits they had to pay for fucking up during the course of the show!! And hell, I had a MAN'S PENIS HELICOPTERED INTO MY FACE!!!

I have to correct you there. Claires wasn't a forefit for fucking up per se.

Claire set a challenge for 50 viewers on stickam for her to do that. Claire's was a prize for fan appreciation (although admittedly with the results of the pictures I'd rather have pictures of your whale of a neighbour who eats out of a fucking bowl in dirty ripped suspenders cos that would be more daring)

Man the fuck up big boy. Be fair, would you have expected to have lasted this long and be this successful?

One more contradiction

A) pink isn't necessarily a man. Fuck wit yes...
B) you're a doorman. You and I both know that when you do this job, there's always gonna be a dick in your face

Judging by the voting so far your dream might come true soon

Boom.... Fuck him ha ha

The Big Dog wi the tiny pintle should MAN THE FUCK UP!

Take a challenge, rise to the occasion and lead by example for fucks sake!