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In view of Claire's recent piss-poor custard bet, why not throw the gauntlet down to other potential Bastardesses to post pics on the forum during the show of them with their tits covered in custard! The best Ambrosia specials (as voted on by the Bastards & Bastardos) could win a fantastic prize of a highly sought after DHB car sticker!
Up and win!

Guid idea, i will back this with a tenner for the best custard sporting bastardess. "Custard tits for a tenner" Up and win.

Frontals or bent over rover shots only.

what if i do it

then there will be much vomiting in sheer horror forbes.

mc x

Would Forbes need custard?

Surely just a tight grip on his tortured pole will burst enough genital warts and provide plenty yellow goo?

MikeLadders wrote:Would Forbes need custard?

Surely just a tight grip on his tortured pole will burst enough genital warts and provide plenty yellow goo?

oi you cunt its green goo actually.