Doghouse Bastards Radio

Episode 115: We ate ribs with this dude..

Big Dog — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:15 +0000

The SASQUATCH is joined by MR PINK, FORBES and at some points, MONEY MAKER MAYNARD, COOPS and CRUNCHIE BAGLIN / Don’t go into shops with lipstick on your face, unless you’re a girl / Pink gets cut off by his broadband provider, probably because he stormed their building the previous week / Forbes has a swollen hand, we suspect it’s through too much chicken choking / The Apprentice is terrible TV, yet one Bastard is hooked / Sasquatch wants people to play nice when they message him / We call fast food joints looking for secret menus / Dougie Bray gives us a bell! / follow him on Twitter at @DougieBrae / Come play Xbox with the Bastards / Polish Girl sends Pink some voicemails / All this and more on tonights DHB show!

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Coops vs Stylophone

Big Dog — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:27:22 +0000

This is just one reason why I love this eejit..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYLGmJ6TUM

Episode 114: Vagomach

Big Dog — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:33:08 +0000

A short show this one, joining Sasquatch are Mr Pink and The Phraze, who sounds like he’s calling in from the inside of a cardboard box. We talk about why big people shouldn’t wear lycra at the gym, why smashing food into your face at the cinema makes you a horrible person, and we break The Phraze again with our awesome banter.. That’s my highlight, that mans laugh ends me.

Be sure and email in folks for next week’s show, and feel free to call our show line over at 0131-2081-364 anytime to leave us a voicemail for the show!

Episode 113: Angus Macoatup

Big Dog — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:04:27 +0000

What better thing do you have to do with your day than listen to us speak nonsense whilst riddled with the alcohols? NOTHING! Sasquatch is joined by Steev, Maynard and Pink for tonight’s show / Happy Birthday to The Phraze and Stuart Smith / Thank you to our sponsors Barney Rubble and Stuart Cartmel / Steev’s been to court, hears about woman launching her baby off the floor / Scott confesses to once slam dunking his baby sister into the TV / Maynard has been powering in the hours at work / Pink went to the cinema and got conned into buying glasses / Scott kicks off at a listener for spoiling a film / The Flaps calls in to tell Maynard he’s on a Time Out / Boobs are seemingly wonderfully soft for hugs / Scott gets ripped for hitting date 5 with no booty call / Man emails in after sabotaging room-mates / Listener quits the show after accusing us of being fantastic ‘rapers’ / all this and more on tonight’s show!

Episode 112: Capital Gunishment

Big Dog — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:08:31 +0000

So Forbes got hurt a lot in this episode, but damn it, it was for his own bloody good! Steev and Maynard looked on in horror, while Pink loved every second. Oh, Ustream sh*t all over itself and people couldn’t watch live.. I hate them, with an ungodly passion. Not one of our greatest shows, but worth listening to alone to hear Forbes squeal.

- Scott.

New Promo Image.

Big Dog — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 19:26:30 +0000

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Episode 111: Big Glass Toodle

Big Dog — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:48:12 +0000

Joining Sasquatch are Money Maker Maynard, Mr Pink and first time guest, Big Marky Mark! We talk a lot of nonsense in this one, and Coops nearly got her drunken self locked up for attacking a rock band’s tour bus. Oh there’s pictures too, but she told me if I ever post them, I may lose important bits of my anatomy. And I can ill afford to be even less impressive down there, if you know what I mean..

This show has it all folks – fines for saggy pants, kids being outed to their parents for emailing us and a cat called lucky who got blown apart by a co-host wielding a shotgun. Oh yes, that shit happened.

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Love you all, in your faces.

Episode 110: April Fools

Big Dog — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:01:23 +0000

This one time, Pink came down to Aberdeen. We invited him in to the studio on a Sunday night, and he brought cake and beers. We were joined by Steevasaurus and The Coops, and things got all kinds of drunk and shouty.. Before we carry on though, you people need to know that last week’s pre show announcement was an April Fools joke. Wow, some of you really took it hard that we were ‘selling’ the show.. Hear more in tonight’s show!

Oh, and we had some live broadcast issues, along with the cameras crapping out a couple of times. If you were watching live, we apologise!

- Scott.

Episode 109: The Ridden Midden

Big Dog — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 02:40:17 +0000

It’s a whole new month, and a whole new start coming up for the DHB Radio Show! If you listen to any of our shows at all, this is the one to tune in to – even if it is only for the special announcement at the very start..

So, big changes aside, Scott is joined by Steev, Coops and Mr Pink for todays show! It’s a strange one this, people are tired and with everything going on, not everyone is on their game. Plus, Mr Pink is busy making roasties for his dinner. We still brought the fudging A-Game though, because that’s how we roll people. Speaking of rolls, why would you steal cakes literally hours after moaning to the nation about not getting a job because you’re fat? Well, someone did. And did you know that Steev started an international incident? Well, he fuggin’ did.. Learn more in todays show!

Oh, and bye from Pink and Sasquatch. Don’t be a fool this April and check this out!

Episode 108: Flaps of Fury!

Big Dog — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:12:45 +0000

“Ducks just don’t know the meaning of no..” – Yeah, that happened on tonight’s show. That, and many other horrible things were said by Sasquatch, joined by hosts Maynard, Mr Pink and The Flaps! Do you always make a poop raft when you go boom boom? Well, some of our bastards too – also, this show should come with a warning, as we start off with a Pink profanisizer. Also, we’re kind of scared that The Flaps is going to kill us all in our sleep? Why? You’ll need to tune in and find out!!

- Scott.